Enjoy the best Ever Punjabi Boliyaan in Gurmukhi Script

Singh soorme bhajde na kade kama kara to, jaan varde waqt paye te jigri
yara to,darde nahi sher eh takua talwara to,ANKH nal ki jeona hunda..puchlo
putt SARDARAAN toh…
 
Lakh yaaran di yaari naalon ik hanju di yaari changi, ishq di baazi
jitti naalon ishq di baazi haari changi. Dil di dil vich rakhan naalon
dil di gal khilaari changi, je duniya saade pyaar di dushman, eh duniya
dilon visaari changi. Rabba ishq na koi kar baithe, is chandre naalon
har bimaari changi…
 
Likhdya likhdya khyal aaya ki likha sajna tera naam ve.Ikko jind si
mere kol likh diti tere naam ve.Hor ki aakhan sajna tu hi dil tu hi jaan
ve.Aakhian tarsan tere darshan nu ki subah ki shaam ve.Dil vich sajna tu
hai vasda …saahnu ki ALLAH ki RAM ve…
 
Kade mehak ni mukdi fulan cho, ful sungde-2 suk jande,kade pyar ni
mukda dil vichon, Sah Mukde-2 muk jande.jad vichran da dar staunda e, asin
turde-2 ruk jande…
 
YAAD UHNA DINA DI NAHI BHULNI..AUNDE REHNGE SAANU KHAYAL TERE..UHNA
DINA NE MUD KE NAHI AUNA JEHRE BEET GAYE NE NAAL TERE..
 
Tere bin sajna kihnu chavange
kinu dil da hal sunavange
tere hon nal sadi zindagi e
kdi milke tenu samjavnge…

Dil tera v ta yara kade roeya hovega,
hanju akhiyan cho tere v ta choeya hovega,
jad milea si sajna nu juda hon vele,
hanju akhiyan da tu v ta lakoeya hovega…

Jind khari sochaan de mod utte, rus geya ae chain karaar mera,Ek pase
ghar ae usda , duje pase parwardigaar mera,Kidhar jawan kidhar main na
jawan, eder rab te uder dildaar mera,Us gali vich rab da ghar aaunda,
jis gali vich vasda gumkhaar mera…

Vairry di tan asi parwah ni karde,,,
RABB ton bgair na kise ton darde,,,
vaireyaan de seeney spp wang larhi da,
Mittran de utte poora maan kri da…
 
Sir nu lagga nasha bura hai , nasha Jawani da,Akh nu lagga nasha bura
hai surmay dani da,muh nu lagga nasha bura hai
anguran de pani da,dil nu lagga nasha bura hai dilbar jani da,par sabh
to mada nasha oye yaaro cheez begani da…[yaad rakhna mittro]

Kagaz Mukk Gaye Ja Tere Pen Di Siyahi Sukk Gayi, Tere Khatan Di Udeek
Vich Saadi Jind Mukk Gayi,
Dass Teri Koi Majburi A,
Ja Yaari Nibhaon Di Reejh Mukk Gayi…
[lgda ae tere shehr cho laffafe mukk gye]

Rus gaya hai mainu manaun wala,Hun koi nahin naaz mera uthaun wala,Pata
nahin ki sochda hai eh khula darwaja,Shayad rasta bhul jaaye koi aun
wala….

Some funny shayari’s for this month

Ashiq ashiq har koi kehnda,
Ashiq hunda gappi,
Galaan-2 vich nadiyan taap jande,
Unj jaave na nali tappi

Tu kahe ta chand tare tere to vaar deyan,Tu kahe ta honda,corola,mercedes tera to var deyaan,Eh sab bahut hai ya,2-4 gaaapa hor mar deyaa

Loka nu sangaat kharab mardi,
Ja bache ta sharab mardi,
Ja fir bach jaan ta jawani mardi,
Ja fir bach jaan ta janani mardi
(hun kida bacho ge )

footh gayi teri takdir billo,
jo tu keh ditta menu “veer” billo,
aaj ta kehndi hai maqhol vich,
fer kal nu pachtaayegi….
jeh sab nu veer banna litta,
ta das “viaah” kidde naal karayengi

De k soortan sohniyan lokan nu, sohniyan kudiya nal mila ditta, O
RABBA’na sanu shakal ditti na kudi mili, jhakma te loon paun nu VALENTINE
DAY v bana ditta…

Feem de nal cha,paundi sidhey rah.Murge nal peo shrab,na hove mood
khrab.Mehfil ch mal ke jarda, amli gal sirey di karda…
 
Dohan guttan ch gulabi full tange-tange,asi Gurdware jano nahio
sange-sange. Langar ch bethian sanu tera e khyal aa giya, asi rokya bathera
dubb janiye ni Baba sanu daal pa giya…

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Kash main ik sohna phul hunda;
Koi apne dil nal la lainda;
Koi dekh k suha rang mera;
Dil pyaar di jot jagaa lainda;
Koi rakh da mainu baagh ch apne;
Te koi wich kitaban sajaa lenda;
Koi lai k mainu peer manonda;
Te koi rusya yaar manaa laindaa: 

Osde pyaar to main qurbaan howa;
Oh howe chardi sawer;
Te main dhaldi shaam howa;
Oh mehfil de wich khaas;
Usde chahan waleya ch main aam howa;
Oh likhe kitab ishq di;
Oh pyaar te main wafaa da naam howa;
Fir v j naa kare oh pyaar mainu;
Oh kalaam te mere khoon naal likhya;
Main  usda aakhri paigam howa; 

Kujh teer to darde ne;
Kujh talwaar to darde ne;
Koi do naina de
 war to darde ne; 
Bhut tez chalde ne
 kujh lok zindagi wich;
kujh aise v ne
 jo raftaar to darde ne;
Yakeen hai j rab di rehmat te;
Fir kion lok intzaar to darde ne;
Karde ne mohabbat;
Te rakhde ne parda;
Pata nahin kion
 Izhaar to darde ne;
Laggian ne chotan dil te jinna de;
Kujh sadde warge ne;
Jo hun pyaar to darde ne …

Maaye ni changa hunda
J main v rukh hunda;
Kya ajb nazare hunde;
Kaisa sukh hunda;
Aunda janda rahi fir;
Do pal meri chhave behnda;
Ja fir koi pancchi;
Mere dil de alne rehnda;
Jhooth, fareb, dagga ,bewafai;
Na kise da mainu dukh hunda;
Koi aashiq mera na mehboob hona c;
Na fir kise de ishq ch ;
Chhup-Chhup k rona c;
Na hundi meri ueekl d umar;
Na aas da koi mukh hunda;
Maaye changa hunda;
  J main rukh hunda…

Asi challe c kujh paun lyi;
par sab kujh ha luta challe;
Na yaar rahe,na yaari rahi;
Mainu apne v bhula challe;
Chhad ve dila kio rona;
Oh gai c ,gair apna farz nbha challe;
Tu yaaara lyi hai tadapda reha;
Par teri kismat de sitare;
Tenu hanerian de wich paa challe…

Terian yaada naal ;
Preet payi baithe haan;
Eh na samjhi k tenu;
Bhulayi baithe haa;
Doorian ki karn giia wak sanu;
Jad ruh ch hi;
Tenu vasai baithe haan..

J ishq howe ik vaar rabba;
Eabadat warga howe mera yaar rabba;
Jeenu mangde mere bull na thakan;
Kise dua warga howe mera yaar rabba..

Peen nu daroo har koi peenda;
Par peen da v apna dhang hunda;
Daroo khushi ch pinda har koi;
Peenda oh v jo gharo tang hunda;
Paise wale nu daroo nahin chad di;
Chad di ohnu jo nira malang hunda;
Likhan nu jo koi marzi likhi jawe;
Par theke kolon sathon v nahin langh hunda

Sajna di paid picche;
kinni door aa gya tu;
jaane ARMAAN tere khind oye;
chhad khehra ishqe da;
chaliye gharaa nu dilaaa;
bahuti v kari d nahio hind ve…..!!

Raati akh laggi te ek khwaab aya;
Cheera picho miln oh shakhs aap aya;
Ohne dassi majboori apni;
Te asi v kujh dard wandaaya;
Kar gallan bite waqt diyan;
Oh aap roya naale sanu rwaaya;
Kujh de k dilaase naale kos taqdeera;
Waapsi lyi us ne jad kadam wadhaya;
Jaan llagge nu rokya asa bah fad k;
Akh khul gyi te kalla apna aap paya..

lets Endsss up with two best funny punjabi shayari of this Month :-

Tere Pyaar ch pye vichode ni;
Munda tobhe ch maare rode ni;
Naal 3-4 kamle ralayi firda;
hye ni hil gya dimag tere yaar da;
Yaar mooli di hi rafal banaayi firda:

Pyaar mere nu bawafai da naam de gyi;
Dil mere nu yaadan da paigaam de gyi;
Main keha mere dil te chot laggi hai;
Oh saali jandi-jandi ZANDU-BALM de gyi..

This is our special Diwali presentation Compiling some of the best Shayari’s of this year 2009.
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ARZ KIYA HAI……
VO NA AAYE IS DIL KO ZLAANE WAALE,
VO NA AAYE MERI HASTI KO MITAANE WAALE,
NIKLA IS KADAR JNAAZA UN KI GALI SE KI
PICHE CHAL RAHE THEY ZMAAANE WAALE,
HUMNE SOCHA KI WAAH KITNE LOG HAIN HUME CHAHNE WAALE,
PHIR PATA CHALA KI WOH TO BHAADE PE KIYE THEY
DOSTO NE HUME DUFNAANE WAALE.

UNKI GALI SE JAB MERA ZNAAZA NIKLA
WOH NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE MERA JNAAZA NIKLA
JAB UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BZAAANE LAGE,
JAB UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BZAAANE LAGE,
RAKH KAR MERA JNAAZA NICHE, KAMWAQT USE PTAANE LAGE.

TUJHKO DEKHENGE TO SITARE ZIA MANGENGE,
PYAASE TERI ZULFU SE GHTAA MAANGENGE ,
APNE MAATHE SE YU AANCHAL KO NA SARKA DENA,
WARNA BUDHE BHI JWAANI KI DUA MAANGENGE.

INDUSTRY SAARI MERE YAAR KHA GAYE,
BAAKI ZO PROPERTY BACHI VO RISTEDAAR KHA GAYE,
MARNE KE BAAD BHI KI SAALOO NE CHEATING,
BNAAYA MAZZAR TO MINAAR KHA GAYE.

TUMSE PYAAR KARKE ZINDGI HO GAYI BARBAAD
TUMSE PYAAR KAR KE ZINDGI HO GAYI BARBAAD,
IRSHAAD,IRSHAAD,IRSHAAD,IRSHAAD.

YAARO MARR BHI GYAA TO MERI KABAR PAR NAME-PLATE LAGVA DENA,
UTHAA KAR JNAAZA MERA UNKI GALI GHUMAA DENA,
VO AGAR POCHE PATA MERI ROOH KA,
TO GIRL’S HOSTEL BTAA DENA.

POCKET-MONEY NAHI MILTI ITNI KI TUJHE ROZ FIVE-STAR MEIN KHILAAYU,
AATI HAI TO AAJA NAHI TO KISSI AUR KO PTAAYU.

MAAN JAYO MERI DILRUBA MAINE DOSTO SE LGAAYI HAI BET,
TU ZO AGAR NA HUI TO TERI BAHAN KO KAR LENGE SET.

MAINE BHEJI THI JO ROMANTIC E-MAIL USKA DETI KYA ZWAAB COWARD,
MAINE BHEJI THI JO ROMANTIC E-MAIL USKA DETI KYA ZWAAB COWARD,
KHA THA KI DELETE KAR DENA,SAALI NE APNE BAAP KO KAR DI FORWARD.

AGAR TERE DIL MEIN KOI AUR BUSTA HAI,
TO MUJHE DELETE KAR KE YU NAA NIKAAL,
NA JAANE KAB PAD JAAYE MERI ZROORAT,
KUM SE KUM RECYCLIN-BIN MEIN TO DAAL.

MERE MARNE KE BAAD,MERE DOST MERA ZNAAZA LE KAR
GIRLS COLLEGE KI TARAF HO GAYE RVAANA,
MERE MARNE KE BAAD,MERE DOST MERA ZNAAZA LE KAR
GIRLS COLLEGE KI TARAF HO GAYE RVAANA,
KEHNE LAGE AB AAKHRI BAAR DARSHAN KAR LO,
PHIR JAANE KAB HOGA IDHAR AANA.

MAT ROKO MUJHE MERE YAARO MUJHE JAANE DO,
WAAH KYA DARD HAI…..
MAT ROKO MUJHE MERE YAARO JAANE DO,
BOHAT SI LADKIYA HAIN UDHER, PHSAANE DO…

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Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahaaye jamana ho gaya

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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

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Jado Tera Viah Howega,
Mera Dil Te Akhian Ron giyan,
Mai Guru Granth Sahib Chakk Ke Bhaj Jawaga,
Pher Terian Lawaan Kiwe Hon giyan….
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Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki,
Tera Chehra Khila-Khila,
Jab Tere Chehre Per Haath Ghumaya,
To Aadha Kilo Fair & Lovely Mila….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to…..
Mashook: Darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai… kyon na usey
wahin rahne diya jaye… main doobonga to sahara dega……
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Bike Ton Latt Ghuma Ke,
Gehri Route Di Ik Gehri Laa ke,
Galiyan Ch Dhoom Machai Jane Aa,
Parchi Te Likh Ke Rakheya Mitran Ne Number,
Jehri Hass Payi Ohnu Fadai Jane Aa….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Aur bhi cheezen bahut si lut chukin hain dil kei saath
Yeh batayaa doston nei ishq furmanei kei baad.
Ab kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mai,
Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad..
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haseeno ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,
auro ko toh theek humko bhi tabah kiya…
pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bewaffai ko,
auro ne toh theek unhone bhi wah wah kiya……..
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Ik Amli Jurassic Park Film Wekh Reha C,
Dinasour Vekh Ke Kursi Piche Lukk Gaya,
Naal Baitha Jatt Boleya: Oye Amliya,
O A Ta Film Aa,
Amli: Apa Nu Ta Pata Par Dinasour Nu Ta Nai Pata….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Santa- Kal Sada Bapu Khu Wich Dig Gaya Te Jorjor Naal Chekka Maran Lag Pea…..
Banta- Hun Kiwe Ae…?
Santa- Theek Hi Houga, Kal Di Khu Cho Koi Awaaz Ta Aai Nai….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Asi V Smart, Tusi V Smart.
Sada V Rang Saaf, Twada V Rang Saaf,
Bas Ik Chota Jeha Fark aa,
Asi Dil To Saaf, Tusi Dimag Ton Saaf….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Rabba Dukh Na Dewi Mere Yaar Nu,
Menu Bhawe Dukhan Da Pahaad Dede,
Ghume Nawe Hero Jet Cycle Te Yaar Mera,
Menu Bhawe Purani Mercedes Car Dede….
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Sade Khayal Da V Khayal Rakheya Kar,
Har Wele Na Nawa Sawal Rakheya Kar,
Noji Teri Wagdi Rehndi Har Wele,
Kise Wele Taan Kol Rumaal Rakheya Kar….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye: Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho….
Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Wargi Bandri Ja Rahi Howe Oh Madari Nai
Ta DC Laggu….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Wich Ik Chudail Kade Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche
Ghummi Ja Rai Si….
Banta: Kehri Film Si…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Santa:- Yaar Tu Apni Biwi Nu Talak Kyo Dita…?
Banta:- Yaar Oh Badi Character Less C….
Viah Mere Naal Karaya Te Munda Rabb Kolo Mangdi Rehndi C….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Ik Ro Rahe Bache Ne Ronn Da Karan Dasseya,
Meri Mammi Daddy Nu Kehndi Kutta,
Mera Daddy Mammi Nu Kehnda Billy,
Mainu Eh Samaj Nai Lagdi Ki Mai Katura Ha Ya Balungra….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Petrol Ho Gaya Mehnga,
Ik Navi Jugt Banawage,
Petrol Wale Di Kudi Nu Fassawage,
Je Na Fassi Ta Koi Gal Nai Mitro,
Ik Scooter Te 5-5 Jaane Baith Ke Jawage….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Santa:- Pappe Mai Ajj School Nai Janda,
Papa:- Kyo…?
Santa:- Kal School Wich Sada Vajan(Weight) Kita Si, Mainu Lagda Kite
Ajj Sale Wech Na Den….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Teacher Asks Student Hanumaan Kaun Si…?
One Student Said; Madam Hanumaan Jattan Da Munda Si….
Teacher: Tusi Kis Tarah Keh Sakde Ho…?
Student: Madam Ji Hanu Us Da Naam Si Te Maan Usdi Got Si,
Oh Kam Vi Jattan Wale Hi Karda Si, Janani Kise Di, Chakk Ke Koi Le
Gaya, Te Agg Oh Apni Punch Nu Lawai Firda Si….
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Rona Ta Ohna Di Aadat Si,
Asi Ewe Dil Nu Laa Baithe,
Oh Nozi Punj Ke Chale Gaye,
Asi Nawa Rumaal Gawa Baithe.
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Tusi Sare Saheliyan Layi Firde Ho Idhar Veer Twada Kalla Ae….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Mitran Da Jigra Wekh Layi,
Tere Viah Da Jashan Manawage,
Aap Bhawe Frooti Pee Laiye,
Sare Chandigarh Ch ‘Royal Stag’ Di Shabeel Lawawage….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si….
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi, Tenu
Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi….
Munda: Asin Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha Rahe
Ne, Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Chitta Dupatta Kala Suit,
Utte Phull Kadai Da,
Bahut Fass Jandiyan Ne Mitra,
Jor Rakh Try Da,
Ik-Do Waari Chhittar Pe Vi Jaan,
Per Vi Nai Ghabrai Da….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Ik Waar Banta Gawandiyan De Ghar Manja Lain Gaya,
Gawandi Kehnda: Yaar Sade Ghar Do Hi Manje Ne, Ik Te Main Te Mera Bapu
Saunda Ha, Te Duje Te Meri Maa Te Gharwali….
Santa: Saaleyo Manja Nai Dena Te Na Deo Par Soya Te Tareeke Naal Karo….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Santa To Banta: Changa Hoeya Yaar Tu Mil Gaya, Mai Apna Purse Ghar
Bhul Aaya, Mainu 1000rs Chahide Si….
Banta: Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda, Aa Le 10rs Rikshaw Kar Te Purse Le Aa….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Wife: Ajjkal Imaandari Ta Reh Hi Nahi Gayi, Hun Dekho Na Dhobi Ne
Saade 2 Towel Maar Laye Ne….
Husband: Kehre…?
Wife: Ohi Jehre Appa Shimle De Hotel Cho Chukk Ke Leyae Si….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Master: Main Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan Nu Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyo Nai Liyanda…?
Bhaiya: Ki Karda Masterji, Jidan Hi Mai Kutte Te Pen Rakheya, Oh Bhaj Gaya….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Ik Amli Duje Nu: Bai, Har Roz Apa Murge Naal Roti Khai Di Ae….
Duja Amli: Bai O Kiwe…?
Pehla Amli: Ik Burki Aap Khaidi Ae, Ik Murge Nu Paidi Ae….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Banta, Sante Nu: Yaar Sadi Teacher Kehndi Ki Majj Da Dudh Peen Naal
Dimaag Tej Hunda Ae….
Santa: Gapp Mardi Ae, Je Aa Gall Hundi Ta Apna Katta Scientist Lageya Hunda….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Na Lakhan Ch Hazaaran Ch,
Na Chann Ch Na Taareyan Ch,
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Asi Twanu Dekheya Ae,
‘Chapplan Chukde’ Gurudwarean Ch….
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Santa: Yaar Tu Thalle Kiwe Diga Peya Si.
Banta: Tenu Sahmne Oh Khamba Dikheya.
Santa: Ha.
Banta: Bas Menu Nai Dikheya…..
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Santa: Mainu Disco Dance Ch 1st Prize Mileya….
Banta: Yaar Tainu Ta Nachna Nai Si Aunda…?
Santa: Yaar Mainu Mirgi Da Daura Pe Gaya Si….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Na Fashion Diyan Ruttan Hundiyan,
Na Hi Do Do Guttan Hundiyan,
Sab Naaz Te Nakhre Bhull Jandiyan,
Je Kudiyan De Vi Muchhan Hundiyan….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Ik Kabutar Ne Sante De Utte Bith Kar Ditti….
Santa: O Teri Maa Ne Tenu Kacha Pauna Nai Sikhaya…?
Kabutar: Saleya Tu Kacha Paa Ke Karda…?
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Asi Pyar Kita Si Hikk De Zor Te,
Ohde Bhaiyan Ne Kutteya Gali De Modd Te,
Asi Mangna Si Usnu Hath Jorr Ke,
Saleyan Ne Kutt-Kutt Ke Hath Hi Todd Te….
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Sante Di Wife Nu Daaku Chuk Ke Le Gaye….
Saareyan Ne Keha Ke Daaku Khatarnaak Ae,
Khali Hath Na Jawi Bachaun Layi.
Santa DHAI KILO AMB Naal Le Gaya….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Samundar De Kande Baithe Ha,
Kade Ta Lehar Aaugi,
Kismat Badle Na Badle,
Chappal Ta Dhoti Jaugi…
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Santa: Jaldi Ek Peg Do Ladai Hon Wali Hai,
Bar Tendor: Lo.
Santa: Jaldi Ek Or Do Ladai Hone Wali Ae,
B.T.: Lo Par, Lekin Ladai Kab Hogi,
Santa: Jab Tu Paise Mangega….
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Tu Sohni Tera Naa Sohni,
Par Tu Sohni Nai Kaha Sakdi,
Sohni Ta Kache Ghadde Te Vi Tarr Ke Aayi Si,
Te Tu Scooteri Te Vi Na Aa Sakdi….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Ek Tusi Sharmande Vi Bahut Ho,
Dusra Tusi Itrande Vi Bahut Ho,
Dil Te Karda Hai Ki Tuhanu Dinner Te Le Jawan,
Par Ki Kara Kambakht Tusi Khaande Vi Bahut Ho….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Teri Boothi Local Bus Wargi,
Mera Ticket Katuan Nu Jee Karda,
Teri Taur Ni Sohniye Majh Wargi,
Mera Sangal Paun Nu Jee Karda….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Woh Chham Chham Karke Aayi,
Aur Chham Chham Karke Chali Gayi,
Main Sindoor Lekar Khada Raha,
Woh Rakhi Bandh Ke Chali Gayi….
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Kuj Sanu Ishque Di Lai Maar Gayi,
Kuj Sanu Sohneya Di Judai Maar Gayi,
Chaar Saah Sukh De Reh Gaye Si Mere,
Oh Vi Yaaro B.A. Di Padhai Maar Gayi….
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Munda: Haseen Sohniye Sharabati Rang Tera,
Jee Karda Tenu Bijli Da Kamm Sikha Deya,
Terian Dohaan Nassa De Wich Laa Ke Taaran,
Tere Juhre Te Bulb Jagga Deyan….
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Kudi: Sohne Sunakhe Gabru Jawana,
Jee Karda Tenu Ehda Ajeha Jawab Deyan,
Laah Ke Mai Apni Punjabi Jutti,
Tera Hair Style ‘Jazzy B’ Warga Banna Deyan….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Asi Bhejde Rahe Message,
Tusi Padh-Padh Ke Muskurande Rahe,
Tusi Kade Rupaiya Vi Na Kharacheya,
Asi Bapu De Kharche Wadhande Rahe….
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Kuch gaala tere sehar diya,
gala vich tera naa hove,
tu karda rehe kamayia ve,
tere bank ch chawani v na jamah hove…….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Jihda baapu sahukaar hove,
usda putt kerda kharach hazar hove,
kuri ne kyun kharachana ek rupayia ve,
Jado munde ne liya 39 Rs ch package sms da 2 hazar hove”
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

aatma chod gayi sharir purana……

aatma chod gayi sharir purana…..

aatma chod gayi sharir purana……

aatma chod gayi sharir purana…..

dede tera devar diwana dede tera devar diwana…………..
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

chuhe ne sherni nu propose kita…..
sherni:kade apni shakal vekhi hai sheshe ch????
chuha: shakal te naa ja mitran da confidance vekh confidance………
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

eh kudiyan bahut shetan ne…
pal ch kadh laindiyan jaan ne…
pehlan dindiyan ne sohni smile di luk..
phir pucho tan kehndiyan ne..
I M ALREADY BOOKED…..
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

jis munde di gf pregnanat hoje oh ki gana gayuga…

saadi jaan te bani hai tera hassa hogeya…saadi jaan te bani hai…
asin hath vi ni laya ……tere kaka hogeya….kaka hogeya
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oh waves waves kardi rahi..asin orient te ade rahe….
oh kfc kfc kardi rahi asin punjab dhabe utte khade rahe….
oh safari wale naal beh ke chali gayi………….asin motor cycle
laike khade rahe..
oh chali gayi najare laike…asin chownk ch khade chalan bharde rahe….
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munda: sohniye ni teri judayi ch mera chain khonda hai…
neend jandi hai, jan jandi hai ,dil jeeve ronda hai
kudi :doctor nu vikhade kanjra….dengue edan hi hunda hai
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Teri Akhaan Di Ki Tareef Kara,
Kawantal K Gidd Bharri Hoyi Ae,
Teri Shakal Wekh Ke Inj Lagda,
Jiwe Parso Di Kutti Marri Hoyi Ae….
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mukh te parda kari baithi hain….
pata ni kis kis nu hungara bhari baithi hain…
bahuta tan pata ni mainu….
jan tan ashiqan ton…. jan fer…
LAINDARAN…ton dari baithi hain
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chitta kabooter banere te
chitta kabooter banere te
passe hoke lang sajna…bith kar du tere te….
>>>>>>>>>>>~*~<<<<<<<<<<<<<

ni kudiye tainu sas mile enni kapati,
fere jehdi roj tere jutti,
tun karen ghar da sara kamm,
te sas teri rahe sara din sutti
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nahin ab hum apke raste mein kabhi nahin ayenge,
hame pata hai aap hame kaat khayenge,
hum ton rehte hain chote se shehar mein,
hum 14 teeke kahan se lagvayenge???????????
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barsat ki bheegi-bheegi raton mai aksar ham sochte hain
barsat ki bheegi-bheegi raton mai aksar ham sochte hain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
bas yahi sochte hain………….
k manji kithe dahiye<<<<<<<<<<<<

>>>>>>>>>>The END<<<<<<<<<<<