PUNJABI SHAYARI {PART 16}{FUNNY EXCLUSIVE}

Jado Tera Viah Howega,
Mera Dil Te Akhian Ron giyan,
Mai Guru Granth Sahib Chakk Ke Bhaj Jawaga,
Pher Terian Lawaan Kiwe Hon giyan….
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Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki,
Tera Chehra Khila-Khila,
Jab Tere Chehre Per Haath Ghumaya,
To Aadha Kilo Fair & Lovely Mila….
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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to…..
Mashook: Darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai… kyon na usey
wahin rahne diya jaye… main doobonga to sahara dega……
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Bike Ton Latt Ghuma Ke,
Gehri Route Di Ik Gehri Laa ke,
Galiyan Ch Dhoom Machai Jane Aa,
Parchi Te Likh Ke Rakheya Mitran Ne Number,
Jehri Hass Payi Ohnu Fadai Jane Aa….
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Aur bhi cheezen bahut si lut chukin hain dil kei saath
Yeh batayaa doston nei ishq furmanei kei baad.
Ab kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mai,
Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad..
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haseeno ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,
auro ko toh theek humko bhi tabah kiya…
pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bewaffai ko,
auro ne toh theek unhone bhi wah wah kiya……..
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Ik Amli Jurassic Park Film Wekh Reha C,
Dinasour Vekh Ke Kursi Piche Lukk Gaya,
Naal Baitha Jatt Boleya: Oye Amliya,
O A Ta Film Aa,
Amli: Apa Nu Ta Pata Par Dinasour Nu Ta Nai Pata….
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Santa- Kal Sada Bapu Khu Wich Dig Gaya Te Jorjor Naal Chekka Maran Lag Pea…..
Banta- Hun Kiwe Ae…?
Santa- Theek Hi Houga, Kal Di Khu Cho Koi Awaaz Ta Aai Nai….
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Asi V Smart, Tusi V Smart.
Sada V Rang Saaf, Twada V Rang Saaf,
Bas Ik Chota Jeha Fark aa,
Asi Dil To Saaf, Tusi Dimag Ton Saaf….
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Rabba Dukh Na Dewi Mere Yaar Nu,
Menu Bhawe Dukhan Da Pahaad Dede,
Ghume Nawe Hero Jet Cycle Te Yaar Mera,
Menu Bhawe Purani Mercedes Car Dede….
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Sade Khayal Da V Khayal Rakheya Kar,
Har Wele Na Nawa Sawal Rakheya Kar,
Noji Teri Wagdi Rehndi Har Wele,
Kise Wele Taan Kol Rumaal Rakheya Kar….
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Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye: Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho….
Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Wargi Bandri Ja Rahi Howe Oh Madari Nai
Ta DC Laggu….
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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Wich Ik Chudail Kade Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche
Ghummi Ja Rai Si….
Banta: Kehri Film Si…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie….
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Santa:- Yaar Tu Apni Biwi Nu Talak Kyo Dita…?
Banta:- Yaar Oh Badi Character Less C….
Viah Mere Naal Karaya Te Munda Rabb Kolo Mangdi Rehndi C….
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Ik Ro Rahe Bache Ne Ronn Da Karan Dasseya,
Meri Mammi Daddy Nu Kehndi Kutta,
Mera Daddy Mammi Nu Kehnda Billy,
Mainu Eh Samaj Nai Lagdi Ki Mai Katura Ha Ya Balungra….
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Petrol Ho Gaya Mehnga,
Ik Navi Jugt Banawage,
Petrol Wale Di Kudi Nu Fassawage,
Je Na Fassi Ta Koi Gal Nai Mitro,
Ik Scooter Te 5-5 Jaane Baith Ke Jawage….
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Santa:- Pappe Mai Ajj School Nai Janda,
Papa:- Kyo…?
Santa:- Kal School Wich Sada Vajan(Weight) Kita Si, Mainu Lagda Kite
Ajj Sale Wech Na Den….
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Teacher Asks Student Hanumaan Kaun Si…?
One Student Said; Madam Hanumaan Jattan Da Munda Si….
Teacher: Tusi Kis Tarah Keh Sakde Ho…?
Student: Madam Ji Hanu Us Da Naam Si Te Maan Usdi Got Si,
Oh Kam Vi Jattan Wale Hi Karda Si, Janani Kise Di, Chakk Ke Koi Le
Gaya, Te Agg Oh Apni Punch Nu Lawai Firda Si….
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Rona Ta Ohna Di Aadat Si,
Asi Ewe Dil Nu Laa Baithe,
Oh Nozi Punj Ke Chale Gaye,
Asi Nawa Rumaal Gawa Baithe.
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Tusi Sare Saheliyan Layi Firde Ho Idhar Veer Twada Kalla Ae….
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Mitran Da Jigra Wekh Layi,
Tere Viah Da Jashan Manawage,
Aap Bhawe Frooti Pee Laiye,
Sare Chandigarh Ch ‘Royal Stag’ Di Shabeel Lawawage….
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Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si….
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi, Tenu
Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi….
Munda: Asin Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha Rahe
Ne, Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne….
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Chitta Dupatta Kala Suit,
Utte Phull Kadai Da,
Bahut Fass Jandiyan Ne Mitra,
Jor Rakh Try Da,
Ik-Do Waari Chhittar Pe Vi Jaan,
Per Vi Nai Ghabrai Da….
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Ik Waar Banta Gawandiyan De Ghar Manja Lain Gaya,
Gawandi Kehnda: Yaar Sade Ghar Do Hi Manje Ne, Ik Te Main Te Mera Bapu
Saunda Ha, Te Duje Te Meri Maa Te Gharwali….
Santa: Saaleyo Manja Nai Dena Te Na Deo Par Soya Te Tareeke Naal Karo….
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Santa To Banta: Changa Hoeya Yaar Tu Mil Gaya, Mai Apna Purse Ghar
Bhul Aaya, Mainu 1000rs Chahide Si….
Banta: Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda, Aa Le 10rs Rikshaw Kar Te Purse Le Aa….
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Wife: Ajjkal Imaandari Ta Reh Hi Nahi Gayi, Hun Dekho Na Dhobi Ne
Saade 2 Towel Maar Laye Ne….
Husband: Kehre…?
Wife: Ohi Jehre Appa Shimle De Hotel Cho Chukk Ke Leyae Si….
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Master: Main Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan Nu Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyo Nai Liyanda…?
Bhaiya: Ki Karda Masterji, Jidan Hi Mai Kutte Te Pen Rakheya, Oh Bhaj Gaya….
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Ik Amli Duje Nu: Bai, Har Roz Apa Murge Naal Roti Khai Di Ae….
Duja Amli: Bai O Kiwe…?
Pehla Amli: Ik Burki Aap Khaidi Ae, Ik Murge Nu Paidi Ae….
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Banta, Sante Nu: Yaar Sadi Teacher Kehndi Ki Majj Da Dudh Peen Naal
Dimaag Tej Hunda Ae….
Santa: Gapp Mardi Ae, Je Aa Gall Hundi Ta Apna Katta Scientist Lageya Hunda….
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Na Lakhan Ch Hazaaran Ch,
Na Chann Ch Na Taareyan Ch,
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Asi Twanu Dekheya Ae,
‘Chapplan Chukde’ Gurudwarean Ch….
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Santa: Yaar Tu Thalle Kiwe Diga Peya Si.
Banta: Tenu Sahmne Oh Khamba Dikheya.
Santa: Ha.
Banta: Bas Menu Nai Dikheya…..
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Santa: Mainu Disco Dance Ch 1st Prize Mileya….
Banta: Yaar Tainu Ta Nachna Nai Si Aunda…?
Santa: Yaar Mainu Mirgi Da Daura Pe Gaya Si….
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Na Fashion Diyan Ruttan Hundiyan,
Na Hi Do Do Guttan Hundiyan,
Sab Naaz Te Nakhre Bhull Jandiyan,
Je Kudiyan De Vi Muchhan Hundiyan….
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Ik Kabutar Ne Sante De Utte Bith Kar Ditti….
Santa: O Teri Maa Ne Tenu Kacha Pauna Nai Sikhaya…?
Kabutar: Saleya Tu Kacha Paa Ke Karda…?
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Asi Pyar Kita Si Hikk De Zor Te,
Ohde Bhaiyan Ne Kutteya Gali De Modd Te,
Asi Mangna Si Usnu Hath Jorr Ke,
Saleyan Ne Kutt-Kutt Ke Hath Hi Todd Te….
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Sante Di Wife Nu Daaku Chuk Ke Le Gaye….
Saareyan Ne Keha Ke Daaku Khatarnaak Ae,
Khali Hath Na Jawi Bachaun Layi.
Santa DHAI KILO AMB Naal Le Gaya….
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Samundar De Kande Baithe Ha,
Kade Ta Lehar Aaugi,
Kismat Badle Na Badle,
Chappal Ta Dhoti Jaugi…
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Santa: Jaldi Ek Peg Do Ladai Hon Wali Hai,
Bar Tendor: Lo.
Santa: Jaldi Ek Or Do Ladai Hone Wali Ae,
B.T.: Lo Par, Lekin Ladai Kab Hogi,
Santa: Jab Tu Paise Mangega….
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Tu Sohni Tera Naa Sohni,
Par Tu Sohni Nai Kaha Sakdi,
Sohni Ta Kache Ghadde Te Vi Tarr Ke Aayi Si,
Te Tu Scooteri Te Vi Na Aa Sakdi….
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Ek Tusi Sharmande Vi Bahut Ho,
Dusra Tusi Itrande Vi Bahut Ho,
Dil Te Karda Hai Ki Tuhanu Dinner Te Le Jawan,
Par Ki Kara Kambakht Tusi Khaande Vi Bahut Ho….
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Teri Boothi Local Bus Wargi,
Mera Ticket Katuan Nu Jee Karda,
Teri Taur Ni Sohniye Majh Wargi,
Mera Sangal Paun Nu Jee Karda….
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Woh Chham Chham Karke Aayi,
Aur Chham Chham Karke Chali Gayi,
Main Sindoor Lekar Khada Raha,
Woh Rakhi Bandh Ke Chali Gayi….
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Kuj Sanu Ishque Di Lai Maar Gayi,
Kuj Sanu Sohneya Di Judai Maar Gayi,
Chaar Saah Sukh De Reh Gaye Si Mere,
Oh Vi Yaaro B.A. Di Padhai Maar Gayi….
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Munda: Haseen Sohniye Sharabati Rang Tera,
Jee Karda Tenu Bijli Da Kamm Sikha Deya,
Terian Dohaan Nassa De Wich Laa Ke Taaran,
Tere Juhre Te Bulb Jagga Deyan….
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Kudi: Sohne Sunakhe Gabru Jawana,
Jee Karda Tenu Ehda Ajeha Jawab Deyan,
Laah Ke Mai Apni Punjabi Jutti,
Tera Hair Style ‘Jazzy B’ Warga Banna Deyan….
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Asi Bhejde Rahe Message,
Tusi Padh-Padh Ke Muskurande Rahe,
Tusi Kade Rupaiya Vi Na Kharacheya,
Asi Bapu De Kharche Wadhande Rahe….
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Kuch gaala tere sehar diya,
gala vich tera naa hove,
tu karda rehe kamayia ve,
tere bank ch chawani v na jamah hove…….
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Jihda baapu sahukaar hove,
usda putt kerda kharach hazar hove,
kuri ne kyun kharachana ek rupayia ve,
Jado munde ne liya 39 Rs ch package sms da 2 hazar hove”
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aatma chod gayi sharir purana……

aatma chod gayi sharir purana…..

aatma chod gayi sharir purana……

aatma chod gayi sharir purana…..

dede tera devar diwana dede tera devar diwana…………..
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chuhe ne sherni nu propose kita…..
sherni:kade apni shakal vekhi hai sheshe ch????
chuha: shakal te naa ja mitran da confidance vekh confidance………
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eh kudiyan bahut shetan ne…
pal ch kadh laindiyan jaan ne…
pehlan dindiyan ne sohni smile di luk..
phir pucho tan kehndiyan ne..
I M ALREADY BOOKED…..
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jis munde di gf pregnanat hoje oh ki gana gayuga…

saadi jaan te bani hai tera hassa hogeya…saadi jaan te bani hai…
asin hath vi ni laya ……tere kaka hogeya….kaka hogeya
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oh waves waves kardi rahi..asin orient te ade rahe….
oh kfc kfc kardi rahi asin punjab dhabe utte khade rahe….
oh safari wale naal beh ke chali gayi………….asin motor cycle
laike khade rahe..
oh chali gayi najare laike…asin chownk ch khade chalan bharde rahe….
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munda: sohniye ni teri judayi ch mera chain khonda hai…
neend jandi hai, jan jandi hai ,dil jeeve ronda hai
kudi :doctor nu vikhade kanjra….dengue edan hi hunda hai
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Teri Akhaan Di Ki Tareef Kara,
Kawantal K Gidd Bharri Hoyi Ae,
Teri Shakal Wekh Ke Inj Lagda,
Jiwe Parso Di Kutti Marri Hoyi Ae….
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mukh te parda kari baithi hain….
pata ni kis kis nu hungara bhari baithi hain…
bahuta tan pata ni mainu….
jan tan ashiqan ton…. jan fer…
LAINDARAN…ton dari baithi hain
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chitta kabooter banere te
chitta kabooter banere te
passe hoke lang sajna…bith kar du tere te….
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ni kudiye tainu sas mile enni kapati,
fere jehdi roj tere jutti,
tun karen ghar da sara kamm,
te sas teri rahe sara din sutti
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nahin ab hum apke raste mein kabhi nahin ayenge,
hame pata hai aap hame kaat khayenge,
hum ton rehte hain chote se shehar mein,
hum 14 teeke kahan se lagvayenge???????????
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barsat ki bheegi-bheegi raton mai aksar ham sochte hain
barsat ki bheegi-bheegi raton mai aksar ham sochte hain
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bas yahi sochte hain………….
k manji kithe dahiye<<<<<<<<<<<<

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