ARZ KIYA HAI……
VO NA AAYE IS DIL KO ZLAANE WAALE,
VO NA AAYE MERI HASTI KO MITAANE WAALE,
NIKLA IS KADAR JNAAZA UN KI GALI SE KI
PICHE CHAL RAHE THEY ZMAAANE WAALE,
HUMNE SOCHA KI WAAH KITNE LOG HAIN HUME CHAHNE WAALE,
PHIR PATA CHALA KI WOH TO BHAADE PE KIYE THEY
DOSTO NE HUME DUFNAANE WAALE.
UNKI GALI SE JAB MERA ZNAAZA NIKLA
WOH NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE MERA JNAAZA NIKLA
JAB UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BZAAANE LAGE,
JAB UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BZAAANE LAGE,
RAKH KAR MERA JNAAZA NICHE, KAMWAQT USE PTAANE LAGE.
TUJHKO DEKHENGE TO SITARE ZIA MANGENGE,
PYAASE TERI ZULFU SE GHTAA MAANGENGE ,
APNE MAATHE SE YU AANCHAL KO NA SARKA DENA,
WARNA BUDHE BHI JWAANI KI DUA MAANGENGE.
INDUSTRY SAARI MERE YAAR KHA GAYE,
BAAKI ZO PROPERTY BACHI VO RISTEDAAR KHA GAYE,
MARNE KE BAAD BHI KI SAALOO NE CHEATING,
BNAAYA MAZZAR TO MINAAR KHA GAYE.
TUMSE PYAAR KARKE ZINDGI HO GAYI BARBAAD
TUMSE PYAAR KAR KE ZINDGI HO GAYI BARBAAD,
IRSHAAD,IRSHAAD,IRSHAAD,IRSHAAD.
YAARO MARR BHI GYAA TO MERI KABAR PAR NAME-PLATE LAGVA DENA,
UTHAA KAR JNAAZA MERA UNKI GALI GHUMAA DENA,
VO AGAR POCHE PATA MERI ROOH KA,
TO GIRL’S HOSTEL BTAA DENA.
POCKET-MONEY NAHI MILTI ITNI KI TUJHE ROZ FIVE-STAR MEIN KHILAAYU,
AATI HAI TO AAJA NAHI TO KISSI AUR KO PTAAYU.
MAAN JAYO MERI DILRUBA MAINE DOSTO SE LGAAYI HAI BET,
TU ZO AGAR NA HUI TO TERI BAHAN KO KAR LENGE SET.
MAINE BHEJI THI JO ROMANTIC E-MAIL USKA DETI KYA ZWAAB COWARD,
MAINE BHEJI THI JO ROMANTIC E-MAIL USKA DETI KYA ZWAAB COWARD,
KHA THA KI DELETE KAR DENA,SAALI NE APNE BAAP KO KAR DI FORWARD.
AGAR TERE DIL MEIN KOI AUR BUSTA HAI,
TO MUJHE DELETE KAR KE YU NAA NIKAAL,
NA JAANE KAB PAD JAAYE MERI ZROORAT,
KUM SE KUM RECYCLIN-BIN MEIN TO DAAL.
MERE MARNE KE BAAD,MERE DOST MERA ZNAAZA LE KAR
GIRLS COLLEGE KI TARAF HO GAYE RVAANA,
MERE MARNE KE BAAD,MERE DOST MERA ZNAAZA LE KAR
GIRLS COLLEGE KI TARAF HO GAYE RVAANA,
KEHNE LAGE AB AAKHRI BAAR DARSHAN KAR LO,
PHIR JAANE KAB HOGA IDHAR AANA.
MAT ROKO MUJHE MERE YAARO MUJHE JAANE DO,
WAAH KYA DARD HAI…..
MAT ROKO MUJHE MERE YAARO JAANE DO,
BOHAT SI LADKIYA HAIN UDHER, PHSAANE DO…
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> >jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga…
>> >Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga..= .
>> >******************
>> >company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain…
>> >Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain…
>> >******************
>> >Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayeee tum …
>> >Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gayeee tum…
>> >******************
>> >Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hameee bhi pick karo.= ..
>> >Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…
>> >******************
>> >Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning…
>> >woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNI= NGS…
>> >
>> >Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
>> >Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
>> >Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
>> >Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
>> >Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
>> >Too many requests se ho jaata hai…, server down
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
>> >Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
>> >Yeh dekho mera connection kaa, time out ho gaya
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
>> >What is your ICQ number, aao karein hum chat
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
>> >Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na heee koi e-Mail
