Singh soorme bhajde na kade kama kara to, jaan varde waqt paye te jigri
yara to,darde nahi sher eh takua talwara to,ANKH nal ki jeona hunda..puchlo
putt SARDARAAN toh…
 
Lakh yaaran di yaari naalon ik hanju di yaari changi, ishq di baazi
jitti naalon ishq di baazi haari changi. Dil di dil vich rakhan naalon
dil di gal khilaari changi, je duniya saade pyaar di dushman, eh duniya
dilon visaari changi. Rabba ishq na koi kar baithe, is chandre naalon
har bimaari changi…
 
Likhdya likhdya khyal aaya ki likha sajna tera naam ve.Ikko jind si
mere kol likh diti tere naam ve.Hor ki aakhan sajna tu hi dil tu hi jaan
ve.Aakhian tarsan tere darshan nu ki subah ki shaam ve.Dil vich sajna tu
hai vasda …saahnu ki ALLAH ki RAM ve…
 
Kade mehak ni mukdi fulan cho, ful sungde-2 suk jande,kade pyar ni
mukda dil vichon, Sah Mukde-2 muk jande.jad vichran da dar staunda e, asin
turde-2 ruk jande…
 
YAAD UHNA DINA DI NAHI BHULNI..AUNDE REHNGE SAANU KHAYAL TERE..UHNA
DINA NE MUD KE NAHI AUNA JEHRE BEET GAYE NE NAAL TERE..
 
Tere bin sajna kihnu chavange
kinu dil da hal sunavange
tere hon nal sadi zindagi e
kdi milke tenu samjavnge…

Dil tera v ta yara kade roeya hovega,
hanju akhiyan cho tere v ta choeya hovega,
jad milea si sajna nu juda hon vele,
hanju akhiyan da tu v ta lakoeya hovega…

Jind khari sochaan de mod utte, rus geya ae chain karaar mera,Ek pase
ghar ae usda , duje pase parwardigaar mera,Kidhar jawan kidhar main na
jawan, eder rab te uder dildaar mera,Us gali vich rab da ghar aaunda,
jis gali vich vasda gumkhaar mera…

Vairry di tan asi parwah ni karde,,,
RABB ton bgair na kise ton darde,,,
vaireyaan de seeney spp wang larhi da,
Mittran de utte poora maan kri da…
 
Sir nu lagga nasha bura hai , nasha Jawani da,Akh nu lagga nasha bura
hai surmay dani da,muh nu lagga nasha bura hai
anguran de pani da,dil nu lagga nasha bura hai dilbar jani da,par sabh
to mada nasha oye yaaro cheez begani da…[yaad rakhna mittro]

Kagaz Mukk Gaye Ja Tere Pen Di Siyahi Sukk Gayi, Tere Khatan Di Udeek
Vich Saadi Jind Mukk Gayi,
Dass Teri Koi Majburi A,
Ja Yaari Nibhaon Di Reejh Mukk Gayi…
[lgda ae tere shehr cho laffafe mukk gye]

Rus gaya hai mainu manaun wala,Hun koi nahin naaz mera uthaun wala,Pata
nahin ki sochda hai eh khula darwaja,Shayad rasta bhul jaaye koi aun
wala….

Some funny shayari’s for this month

Ashiq ashiq har koi kehnda,
Ashiq hunda gappi,
Galaan-2 vich nadiyan taap jande,
Unj jaave na nali tappi

Tu kahe ta chand tare tere to vaar deyan,Tu kahe ta honda,corola,mercedes tera to var deyaan,Eh sab bahut hai ya,2-4 gaaapa hor mar deyaa

Loka nu sangaat kharab mardi,
Ja bache ta sharab mardi,
Ja fir bach jaan ta jawani mardi,
Ja fir bach jaan ta janani mardi
(hun kida bacho ge :D )

footh gayi teri takdir billo,
jo tu keh ditta menu “veer” billo,
aaj ta kehndi hai maqhol vich,
fer kal nu pachtaayegi….
jeh sab nu veer banna litta,
ta das “viaah” kidde naal karayengi :D

De k soortan sohniyan lokan nu, sohniyan kudiya nal mila ditta, O
RABBA’na sanu shakal ditti na kudi mili, jhakma te loon paun nu VALENTINE
DAY v bana ditta…

Feem de nal cha,paundi sidhey rah.Murge nal peo shrab,na hove mood
khrab.Mehfil ch mal ke jarda, amli gal sirey di karda…
 
Dohan guttan ch gulabi full tange-tange,asi Gurdware jano nahio
sange-sange. Langar ch bethian sanu tera e khyal aa giya, asi rokya bathera
dubb janiye ni Baba sanu daal pa giya…

Saare Punjabimohalla.com viewrs nu ik message :-

jindgi da lena je swad 22 g….
dak dak pio na shrab 22 g…
ohni pio rakhe jo saroor mitro …
sohniaa cheeza to raho door mitro

Punjabimohalla.com da diwali da second special gift to its viewers… share our links with every punjabi & keep punjabiyat grow

#10 – You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

 

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#9 – You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

 

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#8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 

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#7 – Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.

 

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#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.

 

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#5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

 

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#4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.

 

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#3 – A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

 

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#2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

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AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.

 

9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don’t need their picture taken.  If you’re still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.

 

8. This is not an answering machine – this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling….. And I’ll think about returning your call.

 

7. Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.  Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

 

6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.  If you are my bank, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money.  If you are a female, don’t worry, I have LOTS of money.

 

5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So, leave a message.

 

4. Hello! If you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you leave a “sexy” message, I’ll call sooner.

 

3. Hi. Now YOU say something.

 

2. Hi. I’m probably home; I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like.  Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.

 

1. Hello, you’ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can’t pick up the phone right now, because we’re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right…real slow.  So leave a message, and when we’re done brushing our teeth, we’ll call you back .