#10 – You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

 

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#9 – You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

 

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#8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 

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#7 – Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.

 

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#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.

 

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#5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

 

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#4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.

 

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#3 – A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

 

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#2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

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AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

 

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and… What they really mean!

 

 

 

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1. For your information, please. (FYI)

 

 

 

Meaning: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it.

 

 

 

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2. Noted and returned.

 

 

 

Meaning: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.

 

 

 

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3. Review and comment.

 

 

 

Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

 

 

 

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4. Action please.

 

 

 

Meaning: Get yourself involved for me. Don’t worry, I’ll claim the credit.

 

 

 

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5. For your necessary action.

 

 

 

Meaning: It’s your headache now.

 

 

 

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6. Copy to.

 

 

 

Meaning: Here’s a share of my headache.

 

 

 

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7. For your approval, please.

 

 

 

Meaning: Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.

 

 

 

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8. Action is being taken.

 

 

 

Meaning: Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.

 

 

 

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9. Your letter is receiving our attention.

 

 

 

Meaning: I am trying to figure out what you want.

 

 

 

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10. Please discuss.

 

 

 

Meaning: I don’t know what the hell this is, so please brief me.

 

 

 

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11. For your immediate action.

 

 

 

Meaning: Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.

 

 

 

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12. Please reply soon.

 

 

 

Meaning: Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.

 

 

 

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13. We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.

 

 

 

Meaning: They are causing the delay, not us.

 

 

 

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14. Regards.

 

 

 

Meaning: Thanks and bless you for reading all the crap.

 

 

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