sweetest excuse
January 27th, 2010 by Strictlydesi
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February 27th, 2009 by Strictlydesi
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February 27th, 2009 by Strictlydesi
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you……
I ……
I .
I rather look at the stars again.
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
Good looking people r hard to find.
That’s why u don’t ……
That’s y u don’t see me often.
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
‘damn I am really sooo cute’ u will overcome ur sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :’ too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??